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12
Apr
08

Jon: Searching for “Grey Gardens”…

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A couple of months ago I saw the amazing 1975 documentary “Grey Gardens” for the first time. If you haven’t seen it yet (which you probably have since you are gay and/or interesting), it is a film that studies the later years of Edith Bouvier Beale, Jackie Onassis’s cousin. Edith grew up as an east coast  socialite, and in the 30′s and 40′s was considered the “it” girl of New York (insert obligitory Paris Hilton reference here). She was wealthy, beautiful, and repected.

Then in the 50′s the shit hit the fan.

Edith moved in with her aging mother’s at her estate, Grey Gardens. Apparently, Edith’s brother robbed her mother of their inheritance (somehow), and she was now living on $300 a month in social security. Edith and her mother live off this small amount of money, as the luxurious estate and lifestyle surrounding them crumbles. Edith becomes more and more eccentric and paranoid as the years roll on. By the time the documentary is filmed about them in the mid 70′s, the two have created their own isolated and bizarre world.

Here is an example of Edith’s classic/crazy storytelling style:

I wanted to learn more about this film and these people, so I decided to do another one of my “searching for” projects…

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Searching For Grey Gardens

 Previous Topics:

Before and After

Postmodern

The Truth

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Grey Garden’s Jewelry Collection

Recently, the wife of Edith’s nephew (I assume this would be the son of the man that robbed her of her inheritance) started an online vintage jewelry store called Grey Garden’s Collections. Basically, the self proclaimed “world traveler and treasure hunter”, sells cheap vintage costume jewelry for extremely inflated prices by exploiting her famous Aunt’s life story. The brooch to the right is $100. Trust me, you can get the exact same thing on Ebay for about a fifth of that price.

 I can’t help but ponder the fact that this enterprise didn’t begin until a couple of year’s after  Edith passed away… Would she have allowed her image to be used in such a venture?

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Drew Barrymore is Edith Bouvier Beale…

It’s not just Edith’s family members that are cashing in on her persona after her death. It turns out that Hollywood is churning out a biopic about her life starring none other than Drew Barrymore.

I have a hard time imagining so-so actress Barrymore being able to pull off Edith’s thick accent, especially considering that her voice is kind of fucked up sounding to begin with…

I wonder how the recently deseased Edith would have felt about this. Footage of her puts forth in her an interesting duality as a woman who craved being the center of attention but who also rebelled against the mainstream status quo of her time.

Though clearly less exploitative than the jewelry line based on her life, this seems like another project the Edith would have been opposed to. There is already a film about her life, and the story comes directly from the mouth of the woman who lived it.

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Grey Gardens + Madonna = Gayest thing EVER!

Now that’s what I call faggy.

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Grey Garden’s: The Next Big Fashion Trend???

“As much as Edie serves a cautionary tale of time lost and missed opportunities, she is also a fashion revelation! Her way of turning sweaters into turban and skirts (pictured on Ebersole) was all over the fall runways (like Vera Wang). “Teen Vogue

09
Feb
08

Jon: Searching for “The Truth”…..

 

….a continuation of my weekly “searching for” project.

Previous Topics:

Week 2:”Postmodern”

Week 1: “Before and After”

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Searching for “The Truth” in:

Google, Google Image, Youtube, Artnet

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The truth is creepy crazy religous!

Jesus is the Truth

The Raised Jesus = Jesus + The Truth
888 + (111 x 72) = 8880

Wow! I like to think of myself as being a pretty talented math wiz, but this has got me stumped. I think this equation says that “The Truth” is equal to the number 7992. Any thoughts on this? To read more about this crazy stuff, check out Jesus 8880.

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The truth is retarded interesting!

Flat Earth

” ‘Nobody knows anything about the true shape of the world,’   Charles K. Johnson contends. ‘The known, inhabited world is flat. Just as a guess, I’d say that the dome of heaven is about 4,000 miles away, and the stars are about as far as San Francisco is from Boston.’

As shown in a map published by Johnson, the known world is as circular and as flat as a phonograph record. The North Pole is at the center. At the outer edge lies the southern ice, reputed to be a wall 150 feet high; no one has ever crossed it, and therefore what lies beyond is unknown.

The sun and moon, in the Johnson version, are only about 32 miles in diameter. They circle above the earth in the vicinity of the equator, and their apparent rising and setting are tricks of perspective, like railroad tracks that appear to meet in the distance. The moon shines by its own light and is not eclipsed by the earth. Rather, lunar eclipses are caused by an unseen dark body occasionally passing in front of the moon.”                                                   

                                                  - Robert J. Schadewalch, Science Digest  

The International Flat Earth Research Society  has some pretty zany ideas about earth and the cosmos. These include beliefs that all space shuttles and satalites are hoaxes. Crazy! Check out the article the above info is from, it’s really interesting!

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The truth is a total Debbie Downer eye opening!

Oh you, foul temptress Youtube!

With one hand you giveth and with the other you taketh away!

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The truth is kind of sexy obsessive!

Fonzie

This is totally a real book written by a Fonzie super-fan! Find out more!

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The truth is fucking huge expansive!

Hidden Truth

“Hidden Truth” by Kirstine Roepstorff 2002 274 X 388 cm

German artist Kirtine Roepstorff creates huge dada-ish collages made from wallpaper. WOW. She has like a billion of these for you to admire. Take a look!

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The truth is a hoax not a hoax!

Crop Circle

Best crop circle ever! But still fake!

A bunch of crazy people still think these are real. Seriously.

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The truth is kind of needy funny!

“The Truth” by Brookers

24
Jan
08

Jon: Searching for “postmodern”

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….a truly modern post.

As a continuation of my “Searching for” experiment, I thought it might be interesting to search for an even more abstact concept than my last project. For this edition of my weekly analysis of all things search, I’ll be exposing the internet underbelly of Postmodernism. For those not in the know, Webster’s defines postmodernism as:

2 a: of, relating to, or being any of various movements in reaction to modernism that are typically characterized by a return to traditional materials and forms (as in architecture) or by ironic self-reference and absurdity (as in literature) b: of, relating to, or being a theory that involves a radical reappraisal of modern assumptions about culture, identity, history, or language”

Second Project

“Postmodern” in:

Google,

Google Image,

and Youtube

…by the way, I love dinosaurs.

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Wow! To read what these dinosaurs are saying, you’ll have to click the image. Sorry for the limitations of the (post) modern technology age!

(Cartoon from Quantz)

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…i don’t know how to feel.

I found this video on You Tube, and though I have a sneaking suspicion it is supposed to be funny, I honestly think it is bizarrly touching. It is a really strong statement on the postmodern, technology saturated culture we live in. Everything is knowable, yet distance exists from tangability so nothing can ever truly be ”known”.

WOW! I am a douche! This video is totally making fun of me!

but still, it touches me….

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…nothing is more post modern than being so referencial, that no active “production”is  involved in the creation of a product!

So, In the search for the ultimate postmodern text, I discovered an online essay writing program, called:

The

Postmodernism

Generator!

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Basically, this program creates meaningless “essays”, which sound smart, but are actually gibberish. It is actually pretty amazing that it is even possible. In a perfect example of postmodernism, these articles read as completely legit analysis of numerous topics, however upon closer reading, they are super-crazy bull shit. Click above a couple of times and you will se what I mean.

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…now even our pets can be part of the postmodern game!

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(From Postmodern Pets)

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…..and then there is this faggot.

Geez, even excersise guru’s are getting in on the postmodern band wagon! Watch as this crotchy fellow teaches us all the in’s and out’s of the “postmodern cartwheel”:

12
Jan
08

Jon: Searching for “Before and After”


My new weekly blog project….

So, I have been having a bit of writers block…

  • What to write for the blog?
  • What to write for the blog?
  • What to write for the blog?
  • What to write for the blog?
  • What to write for the blog?

To kill time, I began to search for information on excersising. I am 25, and I recently learned that I am now at the age where your body officially starts ageing… Isn’t that depressing?  As a result, I’ve decided that it time to bite the bullet and start going to the gym. Of course, instead of actually going to the gym, I just read about other people going to the gym online.

While searching, I started finding all these tangential items on the web. “How interesting!” I thought to myself. …………… wait…….. interesting…..internet……hmn…..

Writer’s block officially over! Hurrah!

So, my new project for the blog will work like this:

  • I will search for somewhat straight-forward things on the net
  • I will then post and discuss some of the things I find
  • You will read and think, “Wow, Jon sure writes an interesting blog”
  • You will come back everyday and my self esteem will sky rocket along with my page view count

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First project:

“Before and After” in google Image Search

 

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Living his Life Faster…..

1999/199906112001/200103122001/200112312003/20030917

2004/200401232005/200505292006/2006103020071008

Wow! This is an amazing art project! Artist JK Teller took a photo of himself every single day for 8 years and then compiled them into this:

Chck out his blog: C 7 11 23

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How depressing, I think?

As I mentioned earlier, the reason I did this particular search is that I am getting older, and I am beginning to get worried that if don’t start to excercise, I will get totally gross. So, upon seeing this, I don’t know if I should be either:

  • Relieved. “The future is inevitable.”
  • Freaked Out. “Oh no, I have to excersise more than Arnold Schwarzenegger. I’ll die trying!”
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Taken from Virus in Training Blog

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I hate you florence, I HATE YOU!

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COVER-UPS / BEFORE & AFTER
DONT LIKE A TATTOO YOU CURRENTLY HAVE?
Try covering that old TATTOO with a GREAT NEW ONE !!! This is a tattoo of a WOLF (L) which was an older tattoo of a SNAKE (R)”

Taken From Detail and Color

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How terrible….

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Nagasaki Before and After atomic bomb (1945)

Taken from Wikimedia




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