Archive for June, 2008

29
Jun
08

Paul: Music Video Monday

Courtney Love – Mono

I admit that I have a thing for Hole, Live Through This was truly a kick-ass, high-quality album. In spite of this I’ve basically ignored Courtney Love’s solo career, for some reason I’m just not interested and all the snippets I’ve heard have been pretty crappy. I think it’s best to remember the Courtney Love of yesteryear, but this 2004 video is an exception. The song itself is pretty mediocre, but stick it out until at least the 1:10 mark and I promise you won’t be dissapointed, (little girls with chainsaws!!!!!!!!).

28
Jun
08

Jon: The Strange Bodies of Lucy and Bart…

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“Germination Day 1″  and “Germination Day 8″

 

“Evolution” and “Exploded View Part 2″

“LucyandBart is a collaboration between Lucy McRae and Bart Hess described as an instinctual stalking of fashion, architecture, performance and the body. They share a fascination with genetic manipulation and beauty expression. Unconsciously their work touches upon these themes, however it is not their intention to communicate this. They work in a primitive and limitless way creating future human shapes, blindly discovering low – tech prosthetic ways for human enhancement.”
-Official Artist’s Statement           
For more of these amazing images, check out their website, LUCYANDBART
27
Jun
08

Jon: “Exile in Guyville” 15th Anniversary…

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…and it is still Liz Phair’s only good album.

And by good, I mean fucking amazing! When EinG originally came out I was only 11 years old, so I didn’t get to enjoy the first wave of fandom. When I eventually heard it for the first time in 1998, EinG immediatly stood out to me from the sea of similiar angsty-girl-with-a-guitar albums, which by that point had become everyday top 40 fodder. Instead of utilizing overly sentimental weepy music and lyrics (*ahem* Jewel *ahem* Sarah Mclacklan), Liz Phair tugged the heartstrings intellectually. It also helped that her deep voice and unaffected vocal arrangements were miles away from anything else that was popular at the time. EinG was also a spotlessly perfect album. Not a single bad or filler song. Each of the 18 tracks is a stand out.. Check out this mega cheesy 90′s video for the song “Never Said” (which, I must admit is not one of my absolute favorites from EinG)

The big bummer about Liz Phair though, is that after putting out Exile in Guyville she never had another album that even came close. In fact, she never even had another album that was worth listening to. A lot of artists seem to suffer from the same pit fall. Their first album if full of all the songs they have been working on for their whole careers up to that point. Then when it comes time to write something new, they find that they have nothing left, so the rush to put something out, and it sucks.

Well, the 15th anniversary of EinG occurred this year, and the album has been re-released with 4 bonus tracks that were all recorded at the same time as the original album. In addition, the CD will come with a 60 minute documentary exploring the original creation of EinG. Yay! Here is the trailer for the film:

Phair has also stated in interviews that she is writing new material that is similiar to the sound of EinG and that she is really excited about how good these new songs are turning out………but because she has let me down so much in the past, I am approaching this news very cautiously… hopefully it will be awesome…… but most likely it will be an over-produced turd, much like her last several releases.

PS: There has been a lot of talk around Gaycondo about how the early 90′s are coming back in style full force and I just wanted to point out that this whole Liz Phair thing is just another drop in the bucket.

 

 

27
Jun
08

KEEP IT ON THE BROWNLOWE: MINI LIFE 2.0

Em Brownlowe

My buddy Carlos has updated his business plan for MINI LIFE…. and has made a nifty lil 45 second commercial to help spread the word:

Dig? Check out MINI LIFE 2.0 where you can listen to underground bands on streaming radio, download select songs and watch exclusive live video!

26
Jun
08

Paul: Friends Don’t Let Friends Read Perez Hilton…

…they tell them to read Gaycondo instead.

I am so tired of this overexposed jerkoff. I hereby vow to never read his crappy blog again. What’s really upsetting is that he is one of the most powerful gays out there. I mean, who else is as prominent in the media, Ellen? I can’t really think of many others. I understand that to carve out a place in mainstream media you have to be subtle about gay issues, but his posts are laden with homophobic undertones and he is constantly gushing over straight celebs, their relationships, and their children. Personally I am soooo over straight people getting married and having babies. I mean, is there anything as played out as that?

What really did him in for me was this post. Of all people why does the big gay blogger have to be the most mean spirited about the fact that Lindsay Lohan is in a same sex relationship. If he were at all responsible he would defend her. He repeatedly refers to Samantha Ronson as ”saMAN”. So she’s not femme, that’s not a reason to trash her. It would be inappropriate to gay bash him for being too flamboyant or faggy, and trashing her appearance and clothing is not a bit different. I think that it screams internalized homophobia. He has millions of readers who are overwhelmingly straight, and when they read him making comments like that they percieve that it’s okay to talk the same way.

His position in the media gives him a rare opportunity to open up positive discourse around queer issues, like Ellen did by grilling McCain on gay marriage. Unfortunately he has failed to do so, and as smart and responsible homos/allies I think we should all be done with his sorry ass.

25
Jun
08

Jon: Dear Etro, I Take it Back….

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Do you remember a few months ago when I was gushing about how much I loved the then new Etro collection? Remember how excited I was and how I lavished designer Kean Etro with my highest praise? Well, I just got a first look at the Spring 2009 collection, and all I have to say is….

I take it all back.

Seriously?

This shit is fucking heinous….

25
Jun
08

Jon: Meet Freddy 3…

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To find out exactly who Freddy is, check out the first post of the series here.

To see all of the posts, click the link in the bar to the right.

9.) “Grandma likes to read to Freddy a bed time story. Do you like to listen while someone reads to you?”

10.) “All little bears like their honey,

And carrots are for the bunny.

But if a little bear gives you his Valentine heart,

Oh wouldn’t that be sunny?”

11.) “Grandpa and Freddy would like to show you Grandpa’s red roses. They are two year’s old. Grandpa is not mad at Freddy for picking his roses.”

25
Jun
08

Paul: Yo Gabba Gabba Dance Craze…

…this is too cute.

For those who don’t know, Yo Gabba Gabba is a tv show for the preschool crowd that is way over the top and psychadelic. One of the best things about the show is that there have been some pretty impressive musical guests including the Shins, Low, Cornelius, and Biz Markie. There are also segments like this where little kids spazz out called “dancey dances”.

here’s a remix of Nathaniel’s dance. He’s become something of an internet superstar thanks in large part to Joel McHale from The Soup.

also, check out this previous post of mine featuring Elijah Wood dancing on the show. I could watch that video 100 times and never get sick of it. Actually, I probably have already. Click Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23
Jun
08

Jon: Neil Barrett’s Spring 2009 Collection…

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…yes, it is a bit early, but I freaking love it anyway!

You know the drill: If you are rich and feel like buying me some clothes, please don’t hesitate….

For a look at the entire show, check out Men.Style.Com

23
Jun
08

SWALLOWS: Remix Sneak Peak

Hello everyone! We are super excited to announce the pre-release sneak peak of “When You’re In Love” with Remixes by Y-TRON single! Please download + keep his down n’ dirty beats and listen to more of his work!


01. When You’re In Love :: Original Swallows version
02. WHNYRNLUV :: Y-TRON’s Ripped Out Single Edit
03. Language Is Restless :: Y-TRON’s Booty Earthquakes Remix
04. WHNYRNLUV :: Y-TRON’s Ripped Out Remix (extended version)
05. WHNYRNLUV :: Y-TRON’s Spaced Out Remix
Artwork (300dpi)

[To save on a PC: right click and save. On a Mac, click the link / Go to File / Save Page As]

This digital EP is a sneak peak at the upcoming Swallows remix collection, Loud Machines, featuring more from Y-TRON, Radio Sloan (featuring Team Gina), Raised by Television, Sea Otter, Pallaton, The Artificial Sea and a couple of surprises from Swallows! This collection will be shared as a digital album through MINI LIFE and possibly a short run of physical copies for you to have and to hold.

23
Jun
08

Paul: Carl’s Jr. Ad too Gay for TV?

…I’m 99% positive this is fake, but it kind of made me want a hamburger anyway.

via Queerty

22
Jun
08

Paul: Music Video Monday…

…Sonic Youth – Cinderella’s Big Score

 I read recently  about a new Sonic Youth compilation to be sold exclusively at Starbucks, I don’t think it’s out yet but it will be soon. I think it’s a part of Starbucks’ big effort to improve their image, and I don’t fault Sonic Youth for it or give a shit whether they are selling out or not. It is really quite a compliment to be asked to do something like this, and I just hope they are getting paid well for it. The cd is called Hits for Squares, and various celebrities were asked to pick their favorite Sonic Youth tune. They explain their choice in liner notes. Here’s a few of their picks:

  • Portia de Rossi – Dissapearer
  • Catherine Keener – Bull in the Heather
  • Michelle Williams – Shadow of a Doubt
  • Chloe Sevigny – The World Looks Red

Cinderella’s Big Score is one of my favorites, because I’m a sucker for Kim Gordon’s wierd vocals. Plus, it has a really good low-budge video, enjoy!

21
Jun
08

Jon: Susan Dobson is Seeing Double….

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…or triple, or quadruple, or whatever comes next.

Images from Susan Dobson’s “No Fixed Address” (2004)

Whether it be for the purpose of visual trickery (such as in Victorian stereoscopic photography), or as a means of making a statement about modern obsession and celebrity ( the most well known practitioner being Andy Warhol), the use of repetition as an modern artistic tool has always held a certian allure. By putting forward the striking sameness in a group of images, the viewer’s immediate intellectual response  to this brand of art is to assign great importance to whatever differences do exist.

Artist Susan Dobson’s 2004 photographic collection No Fixed Address begs the question: If there truelly is a natural drive within human’s to find and create variation when reacting to repetition, then how does this need for controlled chaos manifest itself in our day-to-day lives? The answer becomes apparent when studying what is possibly one of the most visually jarring self inforced uses of man made repitition: tract housing in modern American suburbs. These highly planned communities use repeating or alternating floor plans and designs. Driving down a street in one of these neighborhoods it is easy to become lost as a result of the immidiate sense of deja-vu and confusion that sets in. In fact, developers of tract housing have created the design element of building curved streets  even when geological factors don’t require it. This is done in order to prevent the creation of an endless repetitive horizon and the disheartening emotional reaction it would cause to a resident.

A similiar dissorienting affect is created in the presentation of Dobson’s No Fixed Address, in which the identically cropped images are hung in such a way as to mimic the visual sameness of her subject. Each photograph features the startalingly duplicated front entranceway of one of these homes. Each house has the same basic door, windows, bricks, and pillars. The slight differences that begin to emerge outside of that combination are all a result of individual intervention and the effects of aging. Some home owners choose to alter their walkways or paint their doors. Others make dramatic landscaping choices. The color of the brick facade is slightly weathered over time. However they choose to do it, all residents have found ways to stamp the immediate world around them as uniquely their own.

At the root of Dobson’s study seems to be a question of the confused duality of our human desire to at once find comfort in familiarity, but to also challenge the validity of that comfort. Though No Fixed Address does seem to be saying that there is a certain individual beauty and warmth that shines through in even the most uninspiring of conditions, Dobson chooses not to offer a direct qualitative answer to her overarching question. Instead, we are left to ponder our own existence as one of many, and to ask ourselves, “Am I doing enough?”

20
Jun
08

Jon: Mass Transit Politics and the Homeless…

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The other day I was riding the train to work in the morning. Sitting down and reading the new David Sedaris book, I was suddenly startled by an angry commotion. I snuck a peek over the pages of my book and saw that the rabble was coming from two homeless men who had worked each other up into a passionate political discussion. I began to secretly eavesdrop:

Hobo1: This country is going right down the crapper!

Hobo2: It sure is! Those republicans are ruining everything!

Hobo1: Yeah! Ever since Bush was elected, everything has gotten fucked up!

Hobo2: Shit yeah!

Hobo1: Fucking shit !

Hobo2: I just registered to vote. My opinion will be heard this fall!

Hobo1: Me too! Watch out Washington, the democrats are coming!

Hobo2: Republicans need to crawl back under whatever fucking rock they came from!

Hobo1: That Republican son of a bitch Obama it gonna get what’s coming too him!

Hobo2: Mccain and the rest of the Demorcrats sure will turn this country around! 

Hobo1: Vote Democratic! Vote McCain!

Hobo2: Down with that Republican Obama!

Seriously.

I was in shock. How could a person possibly be so worked up about something that they clearly knew absolutely nothing about? Should I correct them? Or just hope that some one else clues them in before they throw away their vote this fall?

In the end, I followed the usual public transit social order and didn’t make eye contact or talk to anyone…

20
Jun
08

Paul: For All the Other Chloe Obsessed People Out There…

…Chloe Sevigny on VBS.TV!

I can’t post this video because WordPress won’t let me embed it, and I normally would just let it go. But this is about my favorite lucky bitch in the world, so I am making an exception. Chloe Sevigny was interviewed back in her hometown in suburban Connecticut, talking about all of her delinquent activities back in the day. If she hadn’t been sneaking out and stealing her mom’s car to drive to Manhattan, she might never have been spotted by that model scout and the world would be deprived of her many talents today!

This was posted on VBS.TV, Vice Magazine’s online channel. It is for the show Dear Diary, hosted by Lesley Arfin, who wrote a book with the same title.

There are four parts, all about 3 minutes long, but to start with the first one with Chloe click here!!!  

thanks to Danai for the tip!

18
Jun
08

Paul: All is Not Well at the Playboy Mansion…

…polygamy doesn’t work, even when you’re under a multi-million dollar contract!

Apparently shooting The Girls Next Door has become difficult lately because of fighting between Holly and Kendra. Holly is like a creepy robot Stepford Wife, and everyone at the mansion hates her guts. I used to think that all her talk about marriage and babies with Hugh Hefner was just for the camera, but now I’m not so sure. I mean seriously, that’s just sick!

The word is that she’s been trying to run everything and has been damanding more and more control of the magazine which is pissing everyone off. Kendra hates her more than anyone, and apparently the two can’t even be in the same room with one another for more than a few minutes before they start going at it! This apparently makes it very difficult to shoot the show, but I think it would be much more interesting if they just filmed the cat-fights. It’s a “reality” show, right? I’m on Kendra’s side here, at least with her you know that she’s only there for the money (pssst, she’s a total dyke).

Plus she’s not as stupid as she looks. Supposedly she’s looking to get out of her contract and the mansion as soon as possible. I have no doubt that she’ll have some marginal D-list career post-Playboy, but as for the others everyone’s going to forget their sorry asses within 6 months.   

Also, please check out my earlier post about what a big old dyke Kendra is. click here!!!!!!!!!!!!

18
Jun
08

Jon: Sorry….

Sorry, I’m too busy reading the new David Sedaris book, When You are Engulfed in Flames, while in my underwear to be bothered with writing a blog post.

So yeah, it looks like you are shit out of luck for today!

18
Jun
08

Jon: Meet Freddy 2….

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Part 2 of my Grandma Shirley Tabor’s Freddy photograph project from the mid 8o’s. To get the full story, see the first post here.

5.) “Freddy wants to know where is the turkey? He doesn’t want to eat this chicken or the blue bird.”

6.) “Freddy is being real good so Santa will bring him a nice Christmas present. Are you being good?”

7.) “Freddy is wearing a New Year hat. He wants to stay up until after twelve O’ clock. Happy New Year.

8.) “Freddy would float away if he wasn’t inside the house. We better not open the outside door.” (sorry for the bad scan- Jon)

 




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