Archive for April 28th, 2008

28
Apr
08

*Rerun* “Jon: Ann Druyan and Carl Sagan’s ‘Golden Record’….”(Original Airdate 01/26/08)

Guess what?? Paul and I are on vacation for the next week, so I thought I would treat you to some of my favorite early Gaycondo moments rerun style! Most of you haven’t seen these, so it’s new to you anyway. Enjoy!

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…is making it so that we can all “travel through time (sort of).

In the year 1977, the two voyager space crafts were launched on a mission to study and send back information on Jupiter and Saturn. A countless amount of priceless knowledge was gained in this study of the outer planets of our solar system. However, Voyager 1 and Voyager 2 were concieved as martyrs. No return route was possible, so eventually, the two crafts would reach a point where they escaped our solar system, and then eventually passed the point where communication was possible. In fact, this occured in the last decade.

Knowing that this would eventually occur, a team headed by Carl Sagan and Ann Druyan was formed to create a sort of time capsule of life on earth to include on both space crafts. The form for the time capsule was a golden record:

Golden Record

This analog format was chosen because it was important to insure that any intelligent life that discovers it will be able to figure out how to use it as easily as possible. Images carved on one side of the disc explain mathimatically (and quite eliquently) how to play the record.

The opening letter of the “program” begins with this message

This is a present from a small, distant world, a token of our sounds, our science, our images, our music, our thoughts and our feelings. We are attempting to survive our time so we may live into yours” -Jimmy Carter

A small sampling of the contents of this record include:

  • Salutations in 55 languages
  • 115 images documenting human life
  • the sounds of birds, whales, thunder, and the ocean
  • Navajo Indian chants
  • “Johnny be Good” by Chuck Berry
  • Several pieces by Bach

In addition to these, another very touching audio recording was included: The sound of a beating heart belonging to a woman who has just fallen in love. The heart in question belonged to Ann Druyan herself.

Watch the interview below to hear about it in her own words:

Love breaking the barriers of both time and space? Literally moving forward for all time? Now if that is not a heavy real life metaphor, I don’t know what is.

Currently, the voyager space crafts are still 40,000 years from reaching the nearest solar system (and that is at an impressive 35,000 mph), which will be the first feasable time that intelligent life may be able to find them. By that time, human kind will either be extinct, or drastically changed. The existance of these records will most likely eventually be the oinly documentation of our having ever existed at this time.

Though the odds of it ever being discovered are slim to none, as Carl Sagan said, the launching of this ‘bottle’ into the cosmic ‘ocean’ says something very hopeful about life on this planet“, and I believe that hope is a kind of transcendence through time. That maybe we can all exist forever.

28
Apr
08

*Rerun* “Jon: The Lou Ruvo Brain Institute…” (Original Airdate: 02/19/08)

Guess what?? Paul and I are on vacation for the next week, so I thought I would treat you to some of my favorite early Gaycondo moments rerun style! Most of you haven’t seen these, so it’s new to you anyway. Enjoy!

….how noble of them (unless you count the snarky architecture).

The Lou Ruvo Brain Institute side view

 

FROM WIKIPEDIA:

“The Lou Ruvo Brain Institute is a planned research center which is being built in Las Vegas, Nevada. The Institute will become a national resource for the most current research and scientific information for the treatment of Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, and Huntington ‘s diseases, as well as focusing on prevention, early detection and education.”

WOW! How important. That is just fantastic!

Philanthropist Larry Ruvo founded the Keep Memory Alive Foundation as a heartfelt reaction to his father’s (Lou Ruvo) detrerioration at the hands of Alzheimer’s. This truly astounding foundation has raised over 20 million dollars by throwing some of the most popularly attended celebrity-irific galas Las Vegas has ever seen. This is all great.

But then things take a wierd turn.

In February of 2007, ground was broken on the Lou Ruvo Brain Instute, which was designed by architect Frank Gehry. Let’s take a Gaycondo sponsored “walking” tour of the planned design….

The Lou Ruvo Brain Institute Front view

 

Hey, that’s pretty modern and minimalist. Maybe it reminds me of a pleasant stack of (Lanvin) shoe boxes. That’s nice. I like that. It’s calming. I wonder what the rest of this serene structure must be like?

 

OH MY GOD! The back of this building is like some sort of fucked up, very literal interpretation of a drawing by M.C. Escher. Somehow, I feel like if I was having mental collapse, I wouldn’t want the building I was recieving treatment in the be a ridiculously “in the now” postmodern representation of my ailment.

Do all high profile publicly funded (the state of Nevada kicked in a cool $12 million ) buildings built in the last couple of decades have to be so insanly (no pun intended) over designed? Wouldn’t a tasteful concrete box have sufficed???

Am I out of my miond for thinking this? (still no pun intended)

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PS: This building is TOTALLY AWESOME!!!! It’s like when I see it, every other cool building I’ve ever seen just gets absolutely erased from my mind!! Like, maybe after seeing the outrageous super fantastic-ness of this design I might even forget where my house is. What does Gaycondo look like again????

(that last one was in fact actually a fucked up joke about Alzheimer’s by the way….)

28
Apr
08

*Rerun* “Paul: Elijah Wood on Yo Gabba Gabba” (original airdate: 1/26/08)

Me and Jon are gaying it up in Vegas, so enjoy this post from a while back!

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…this is what happens when you let a bunch of gay burnouts make a kids show.

Now Let’s Go CRAZY!!!

In case you don’t have cable or know any small children, Yo Gabba Gabba is the gayest kids show around. It might have scared me a bit as a child but as an adult I think it’s pretty great. I’ve never really had a thing for Elijah Wood, but I think he looks smokin’ hot here. Oh, and Jon says he has nice eyeballs.

28
Apr
08

KEEP IT ON THE BROWNLOWE: Music Video Monday: The Ovulators

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While Paul is on gaycation, I thought I’d post a video for Music Video Monday.

Our friends from Eugene/Portland, OR play in a band called The Ovulators… They make power pop, glam rock which kind of reminds me of Elastica.

The girls get saucy in their video, “Troubadour from Another Time”:




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