Archive for April 27th, 2008

27
Apr
08

KEEP IT ON THE BROWNLOWE: Bridging the Bering Strait

Em Brownlowe

The Discovery Channel aired a program called “Bridging the Bering Strait”. Technology really blows my mind. People are actually fathoming building a bridge in one of the most harsh arctic climates on Earth. This global highway would join US and Europe allowing people to drive from Alaska to Siberia in under an hour. The Bridge would essentially connect The Western Hemisphere with the Eastern Hemisphere, making it possible to drive from North America to Europe, Asia and Africa.

With today’s outlandish gas prices why the eff would such an idea even be proposed?. One of the obvious motives for this bridge is the fact that Siberia holds tons of oil and natural gas resources underneath it’s desolate grounds. By tapping into the well, the United States oil dependency would continue, except we wouldn’t have to deal with the Middle East’s drama and would have an enormous supply closer to home.

The 105 Billion dollar design would feature 3 levels, one for cars and trucks, a middle section for high speed trains and a third level for oil pipelines. Similar to the Great Wall of China, this bridge would be seen from outer space. Since both sides of the bridge would basically end on nothing (uh, rural Alaska and barren Siberia) 4,000 miles of new highway would be built into central Europe and through Alaska leading to the bridge.

I’m still not too keen on the idea…The weather conditions are extremely harsh, sometimes reaching 135 degrees below 0F. Think of the people who would have to build this thing, if they didn’t have the proper clothing they could die in such temperatures in under a minute. I can also see horrible nightmares forming as people drive across the bridge with violent waters full of ice caps in an environment “utterly hostile to human life”…
Save it for the movies, perhaps?

27
Apr
08

*Rerun* “Guest Blogger Nickey: Chunky Pam…” (Original Airdate: 03/25/08)

Guess what?? Paul and I are on vacation for the next week, so I thought I would treat you to some of my favorite early Gaycondo moments rerun style! Most of you haven’t seen these, so it’s new to you anyway. Enjoy!

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….is not so chunky after all.

Chunky PamThe first time I saw a Chunky Pam video I thought “holy crap, who is this hot chubster rapping on the internets!?” She was a viral phenom, and the songs are really catchy. The first two videos were produced as MTV promos (one for Christmas, one for Valentine’s Day). They have insanely high production values, including sexy male backup dancers and blinged out junk food. The third video, which appeared last summer, seems a lot more DIY. It’s called Dirty Jerzy, and all members of Gay Condo love it, especially Jon(who grew up there).
However, once I actually paid attention to what Chunky Pam was singing about, I was kind of offended. In “Merry XXXLMas” and “Pampered” she mostly raps about how much she loves to eat junk food. We so rarely see fat women sexualized in our culture, I like Chunky Pam just because she’s undeniably hot while being unabashedly fat. But, then, she also falls into the same old traps that most other media about fat peopledoes- she’s the butt of a joke about how much fat people love to eat. Dirty Jerzy is really just about New Jersey, though, and when I pointed out to Jon that Pam is eating a huge meal in a diner during the video he said “But that’s what everyone does in New Jersey!”
Geremy and MeredithThe strangest thing about Pam, though, is that she isn’t real. The actress that plays her is Ashlie Atkinson, a member of the Gotham Girls Roller Derby. She’s been on Rescue Me, had a pilot on Showtime, and appeared in a fat suit (!!) in an Off-Broadway play called Fat Pig. In an interview in AmaZe Magazine she talks about only wanting to play positive fat roles, so I guess she feels ok about Chunky Pam’s love of milkshakes.
The other two people behind Chunky Pam are Geremy Jasper, the slim, male lead singer of The Fever, a mediocre New York indie-rock band and Meredith DiMenna, lead singer of Saint Bernadette. Meredith is the voice behind Pam and Geremy wrote the lyrics. Knowing a skinny man and an average sized woman are the reality behind Pam, it definitely makes me love her less. America seriously needs more fat babes. Only a jerky bro could say Pam isn’t hot. Even if you’re not into fat, she’s still one very attractive lady.

Too bad the most famous fat babe of the past year was actually a joke created by thin people.

HERE ARE TWO MORE CHUNKY PAM VIDEOS:


 

27
Apr
08

*Rerun* “Paul: Super-rare Mirah!” (original airdate: 1/11/08)

Me and Jon are gaying it up in Vegas, so enjoy this post from a while back!

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this was me and Jon’s first “song” – early 2002


I saw Mirah play at Siren Nation here in Portland not too long a go. I hadn’t thought of her in ages but seeing her reminded me how much I liked her music and what an endearing performer she is. Anyways this song was on the 7″ “Small Sale” which almost nobody has, but we do! On Valentines Day 2002 she played at the Hampshire College Red Barn and we asked her to play this for us, and even though she could hardly remember how to play it she was a good sport and did. If you’re not familiar with Mirah, this is what she looks like:
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