Wow! 3 whole months of Gaycondo! As always, every month “Keep It On The Brownlowe” will recap the best straight outta gaycondo.
1. JON: A BLOGGING AFFAIR: In response to the most popular blog on Earth (whom, we won’t mention the name of because A. you probably already know the blog we are speaking of and B. we are bitter because they got offered a book deal AND are 2 weeks younger than Gaycondo) Jon started a genius side-blog called STUFF QUEER PEOPLE LIKE which focuses on gay stereotype satire ranging from female fronted music groups to short shorts to having emotionally unstable middle/high school friends whom often result in a young queer’s first sexual experience (even if said emo-unstable friend is straight and is having a bisexual fling).
2. PAUL: Angelina and Brad Pitt are LIARS: For those of you who are new: Paul is the leading man in gay rights + political issues here on gaycondo. In this post, he condemns Brad / Angelina for getting married after they vowed to with-hold from marriage until all people (ie. fags/queer ladies) were allowed to get married universally. This post spawns the first homophobic comment on the gaycondo blog (which doesn’t really make sense due to OBVIOUS REASONS):
“All of Hollywood is full of shit! No I don’t think gays should marry. When I look though history all societies that have fallen lost all morals. Example the Romans went morally bankrupt when homosexually pedophilia ruled the land. Do I believe that all gays are pedophiles. NO!! But I do believe that all morals in this country are gone!!” -cpacek
Luckly, an anonymous gaycondo-er stands up for queer rights:
“cpacek,
A) you’re an idiot
B) why are you reading this blog if you are such a homophobe?”
fer real….admit that you are living vicariously through some awesome fags!
However, the best part of Paul’s post is that the Brad/Angelina marriage rumor was false!!!!!!!!! He removes them from his toxic shit list.
3. JON: Etro’s fall 2008 menswear collection: Really, REALLY, really effin cute fag/ette wear…however, is it worth $2000 per outfit?
4. KEEP IT ON THE BROWNLOWE: Tragically UnHeard Of Music Videos: If you like passionate experimental blues or indie-folk-kitsch you will love our musical friends, Agent Ribbons + Kusikia
5. KEEP IT ON THE BROWNLOWE: Tragically UnHeard Of: MINI LIFE: The TUHO column takes an unexpected twist and examines the musical concept behind MINI LIFE and the digital revolution of music.
6. Guest Blogger NICKEY ROBO: Chunky Pam…not so chunky afterall: Gaycondo is so rad that even our friends who don’t live within the headquarters want to write for us! This post focuses why it is effed up when a pro-fat figure is in reality a creation cultivated by two thin folks!
7. JON: “Sleeve facing” with Gaycondo: We love artistic projects at parties and what better project than the British fad of photographically aligning your body with the cover of a cheesy record?
8. Jon: Apparently you guys really like Joel Mchale without a shirt AS WELL AS trannies It’s true: Most people who randomly stumble upon gaycondo are searching for the Soup’s host, Joel Mchale, bare chested, or a “hot tranny mess”.
9. SWALLOWS: What it is like to be on tour: A split by split moment of what it is like to be on tour with the musicians of Gaycondo!
10. Paul: cheetos make me wanna vomit: terrible food; brilliant commercials.
11. Jon: (WORD OF THE WEEK) How macabre: Jon breaks into the academic world with his post on creepy Victorian brooches (not broaches). This post also includes a hilarious farting video!
12. Paul: Chloe “Don’t Call Me A Model” Sevigny: Besides trans folks, according to Paul, March is definitely the month of Sevigny on gaycondo. Not only does she star in emotionally fucked films and artistic music videos, she also is developing her own fashion line which is influenced by awkward “pattern blocking” and 90′s slacker lifestyles! At least is slapping that tired 80′s nostalgia on the ass!
13. KEEP IT ON THE BROWNLOWE: Dolly Parton Hoot Nite: How I enlightened myself on one woman’s brilliance!
14. KEEP IT ON THE BROWNLOWE: Laughing is the new cardio: This yoga video may make you laugh…or haunt you in your nightmares….
15. PAUL: TICKETY TACK TRANNY HOT MESS: How could you NOT fall in lust with key terms “Tranny Hot Mess”?!
16. Em/JON : We’re in a Glossy Magazine!!!: Did you know that 1/2 of gaycondo are pictured in a national queer magazine?
17. JON: Passive Agressive News Stories: Terrible things that happen in this world… This is why it is refreshing to watch clips of truly hilarious conflicts: One neighbor holds another’s prized Jesus statue for ransom until their neighbor cleans up their dogshit!
18. JON: recut trailers: Have you ever imagined what Mary Poppins would look like as a horror story?
19. JON: Celebrities: WITHOUT NECKS!!!!!! EWW!
20. BETH/EM: Mullet Troupe Party Theme: What happens beyond the walls of gaycondo.
